With his ancestral manor in tatters from his grandfather’s many failed schemes to become the world’s most powerful dark wizard, Lord Darkmoor has one year to fix things before the Zephyrus Club revokes his contract for a magical manservant, a crushing blow to his reputation.

Armed with nothing but undue optimism and the mysterious valet Floros, Lord Darkmoor must sort through evil geraniums, salt lamp genies, zombie wolpertingers, lopsided summoning circles, and other poorly thought out magical artifacts.